Tastes unbearable

Way to think outside the pastry with this one, Adam.

Decent

The line work is well defined but I'm not sure about the tattoo. It just looks a little flat and doesn't look as though it is actually sitting into the skin. The length of the arm with the strips also looks a little odd.

What is this I don't even...

No, Newgrounds doesn't like this kind of stuff, not even Deviantart. According to your description you're basically butthurt so there's not much of a joke to appreciate here.
The hair is well defined at least. I'll give you that much.